Parenting can be challenging, but it sure has its fun moments!

We have compiled some of the best and funniest parent quotes we have heard so far. Have a read and let us know if you have any other funny quotes we need to include.

Parenting Quote #1

“I just had to apologise to a toy alligator and kiss a race car goodnight. Parenthood is weirder than I thought it’d be.”

I just had to apologise to a toy alligator and kiss a race car goodnight. Parenthood is weirder than I thought it'd be

Parenting Quote #2

“‘So, I stepped away for like two seconds…’

– The beginning of every parenting horror story”

'So, I stepped away for like two seconds...' - The beginning of every parenting horror story

Parenting Quote #3

“Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then… silence is just suspicious.”

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then... silence is just suspicious

Parenting Quote #4

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable

Parenting Quote #5

“Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet… no one really knows how.”

Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet... no one really knows how

Parenting Quote #6

“Recipe for iced coffee:

    1. Have kids
    2. Make coffee
    3. Forget you made coffee
    4. Drink it cold”

Recipe for iced coffee: Have kids Make coffee Forget you made coffee Drink it cold

Parenting Quote #7

“A sleeping baby is the new ‘Happy Hour'”

A sleeping baby is the new 'Happy Hour'

Parenting Quote #8

“Having a 2-year-old is like owning a blender that you don’t have a top for.”

Having a 2-year-old is like owning a blender that you don't have a top for

Parenting Quote #9

“Every time I say ‘No’ my kid hears ‘Ask again, she didn’t understand the question.”

Every time I say 'No' my kid hears 'Ask again, she didn't understand the question

Parenting Quote #10

“My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well played.”

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well played

Parenting Quote #11

“Want to sleep like a baby? More like a teenager on summer break!”

Want to sleep like a baby? More like a teenager on summer break!

 

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For some tips on balancing being a parent as well as a partner, check out our blog post: The Ultimate Balancing Act! Being a Partner as well as a Parent

And for advice written specially for dads, head over to our blog post: Dads: Helping Your Partner Deal With ‘Baby Blues’

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