Parenting can be challenging, but it sure has its fun moments!

We have compiled some of the best and funniest parent quotes we have heard so far. Have a read and let us know if you have any other funny quotes we need to include.

Parent Quote #1

“I just had to apologise to a toy alligator and kiss a race car goodnight. Parenthood is weirder than I thought it’d be.”

Parent Quote #2

“‘So, I stepped away for like two seconds…’

– The beginning of every parenting horror story”

Parent Quote #3

“Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then… silence is just suspicious.”

Parent Quote #4

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

Parent Quote #5

“Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet… no one really knows how.”

Parent Quote #6

“Recipe for iced coffee:

    1. Have kids
    2. Make coffee
    3. Forget you made coffee
    4. Drink it cold”

Parent Quote #7

“A sleeping baby is the new ‘Happy Hour'”

Parent Quote #8

“Having a 2-year-old is like owning a blender that you don’t have a top for.”

Parent Quote #9

“Every time I say ‘No’ my kid hears ‘Ask again, she didn’t understand the question.”

Parent Quote #10

“My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well played.”

Parent Quote #11

“Want to sleep like a baby? More like a teenager on summer break!”

 

Wherever you are right now on the parenting rollercoaster, use Lifecake’s baby milestone app to share all the fun and moving memories with friends and family. Also take a look at our range of beautiful personalized photo gifts which you can order easily using your own photos.

For some tips on balancing being a parent as well as a partner, check out our blog post: The Ultimate Balancing Act! Being a Partner as well as a Parent

And for advice written specially for dads, head over to our blog post: Dads: Helping Your Partner Deal With ‘Baby Blues’

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